Hey girls! You all have got some (or all) of these at the coffee shop, the bar, the shopping mall, on the street, in your office, on a party, friend’s wedding, funeral’s (seriously? Yep! Guys, I tell you!).
So, read on… giggle a bit and share with your friends!
- “I hope there’s a fireman around, coz you’re smokin’!”
- “Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.”
- “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
- “I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.”
- “Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- “Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!”
- “If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!”
- “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
- “You look like my first wife!” (“How many have you had?”) “None”.
- “Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.”
- “Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Sana????”
- “Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?”
- “Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?”
- “Can I have directions?” (“To where?”) “To your heart.”
- “Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
Here were some that I found interesting (and cheesy). Share yours too, am sure you have some, nobody has heard yet!