A guy, you think is cute, will poke you when you are online.
Within seconds, he will drop you hints that he is interested in you. Grab the opportunity.
And with all that excitement, you exchange your numbers, assuming that you will never see him online again.
And the next day, he will ask you out for a date. As usual!
So, you run around the town and update your friends about the miracle.
And though some of them may upset you with their “DANGER AHEAD” signals, but you will not heed them. Coz haters will always hate you… No matter!
And then the big day arrives!
You spend most of the time in front of the mirror.
Thinking what to wear?
And when the clock strikes 9, you realise you just have two hours to go.
Now you are all set to impress him with your killer looks.
You reach the coffee house before 15 minutes so that you can make sure your hair is well combed. (Make the most of the cafe washroom!)
Now, the real countdown begins! The real panic starts.
You start sweating, and out of excitement you realize you forgot to spray deo.
Things turn really scary then. Scarier than the Halloween night!
So, have a glass of water to calm you!
And if water does not work, change the venue!
Go to a bar; order for a drink for yourself. I am sure the liquid will gather you some energy.
Stare at the table until he walks up to you. And, there he comes!
If he looks like a weird ass, it’s totally okay to say no to him.
But if he looks normal as you thought to be, it is okay to do like this.
Be cool; take a sigh! Let him buy you a drink.
After loads of chitchatting, you may feel some connection there.
And yes! At the end of your date, you may even kiss him.
Go home and sleep well. Do not wait for his call.
The next day if he does not call you up, assume that he was a Jerk.
Do not get annoyed coz Luv is a battlefield.
What if it did not work out? There are plenty of other fishes in the online sea.
Who knows it is your lucky day today! Right!