The Funny Tale of Online Dating

A guy, you think is cute, will poke you when you are online.

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Within seconds, he will drop you hints that he is interested in you. Grab the opportunity.

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And with all that excitement, you exchange your numbers, assuming that you will never see him online again.

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And the next day, he will ask you out for a date. As usual!

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So, you run around the town and update your friends about the miracle.

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And though some of them may upset you with their “DANGER AHEAD” signals, but you will not heed them. Coz haters will always hate you… No matter!

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And then the big day arrives!

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You spend most of the time in front of the mirror.

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Thinking what to wear?

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What if…?

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And when the clock strikes 9, you realise you just have two hours to go.

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Now you are all set to impress him with your killer looks.

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You reach the coffee house before 15 minutes so that you can make sure your hair is well combed. (Make the most of the cafe washroom!)

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Now, the real countdown begins! The real panic starts.

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You start sweating, and out of excitement you realize you forgot to spray deo.

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Things turn really scary then. Scarier than the Halloween night!

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So, have a glass of water to calm you!

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And if water does not work, change the venue!

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Go to a bar; order for a drink for yourself.  I am sure the liquid will gather you some energy.

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Stare at the table until he walks up to you. And, there he comes!

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If he looks like a weird ass, it’s totally okay to say no to him.

But if he looks normal as you thought to be, it is okay to do like this.

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Be cool; take a sigh! Let him buy you a drink.

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After loads of chitchatting, you may feel some connection there.

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And yes! At the end of your date, you may even kiss him.

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Go home and sleep well. Do not wait for his call.

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The next day if he does not call you up, assume that he was a Jerk.

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Do not get annoyed coz Luv is a battlefield.

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What if it did not work out? There are plenty of other fishes in the online sea.

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Who knows it is your lucky day today! Right!

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