40 Hilarious Conversations between Dog and Owner, If He Could Text

We compiled a hilarious list of messages between you and your dog (i.e. if he could send text messages). The funny conversations tickled our funny bone to pieces. Hope you find them as entertaining too.

1)

 Aren’t they so easy to please?

2)

 Hahah! Another dog in the mirror?


3)

 The ball saga continues!

4)

Haha! Where’s our tail, WHERE is our tail?

5)

Look, who’s a batdog!!

6)

   

Thieves that only poop on your bed, and do NOTHING else!

7)

And they want to leave behind a legacy of pups, pups and some more pups.

8)

This time it’s the cushions ganging up on him!

9)

Do we smell ‘revenge’?

10)

  

He’s the new Formula 1 champ too!

11)

Batdog continues to strike!

12)

It’s not just us who worry about out internet history!

13)

Haha! Ever the destroyer!

14)

Anything but fireworks!

15)

  

I can double up as your girlfriend, too!

16)

So it’s all about outdoing JK Rowling!

17)

  

Election or erection, either way, am going to vote!

18)

Like we said, it’s all about outdoing JK Rowling!

19)

Because if someone knocks at the door, it’s solely my responsibility to answer!

20)

Kung fu, new obsession, eh?

21)

Weekends with your dog? Drab or fab?

22)

Anything for free biscuits!

23)

A dog does know better!

24)

  

    Only and only the ball!

25)

You’re my dad!! DADDY, DADDY, DAD!

26)

   

Because if I see it, I eat it!

27)

The mini version of Hurricane Katrina!

28)

 

I need to lay my hands (rather my teeth) on the round lycra clad butt!

29)

Am friends with all! Even the blood sucking fleas!

30)

Because I wait for you!

31)

And the master is only a butler!

32)

I’m freaking out!

33)

Hahaha! Batdogs CANNOT be adorable!

34)

  

Let’s make love! Let me make love!

35)

I’m a batdog BUT squirrels intimidate me!

36)

 

I am NOT a GOOD GIRL. I am a batdog.

37)

Who’s wasting WHAT!!

38)

  

If you pet another dog, I disown you!

39)

  

I’m batdog! But who’s batman??

40)

Who’s the boss!!

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