Are you the giraffe of your family, class, college, or an office? Well, being tall makes you dominant, but there are times when you are amidst of chaotic situations. Then you realize that being a giant can be a curse at times.
1. Every hug feels uneasy, especially if it is an intimate hug; people just jump over you.
2. One has “Too much of responsibilities” at the library!
3. And the worst part is when you have an improper **** ratio.
4. Bathroom is not a place for you to relax.
5. You accidentally bump on the low ceilings.
6. Each time you feel- you are outside the bed.
7. Everyone thinks you to be great at basketball, and takes you in the team and later repent.
8. In a game of hide and seek, it is you who are always caught first.
9. Everyone hates you at the cinema halls.
10. You do not fit in your girlfriend’s car.
11. High waist skirts become miniskirts.
12. And one fine day, when you accidentally come across a full mirror, you get sacred coz you have never seen your face in the mirror before.
13. School pants are always too small.
14. You are paired with every “tall girl “in the school, even if she looks like an ostrich!
15. You never get a partner for the prom night.
16. People throw witty and vulgar jokes at you.
17. And if you are born in India, people name you as “Khali… The wrestler.”
18. And just thinking of a flight journey; it makes your knees hurt.
19. Nothing is “really” long sleeved for you.
20. At the office, your knees never fit under your table, so people think you keep staring at them because you never sat straight.
21. Your aunt in the neighbourhood calls you out in the middle of your sleep, to fix up fused bulbs.
22. Everyone looks at you with a wide mouth in the crowd.
23. You can never hear people at the discs.
24. Your first kiss is always a mess and ends with a bump.
25. You are always made to stand last in class row.
26. In group photographs, your head is always chopped off.
27. You are assumed to be the “daddy” of your girlfriend while you walk hand in hand on the streets.
28. You do not have an access to all the equipments in the gym.
29. Your life is always at risk coz you are the last person to get down of emergency doors and exit.
30. And you relate yourself with…!
31. On streets, people use you as a sun guard.
32. People think you are on a special diet.
The bottom line is “even tall people have problems.”