A vacation, a new dress, new boyfriend, breakups, hookups… Facebook seems to be the right place to empty your heart out. But sometimes it gets too out of bound… ah well! Weird people! Right? But isn’t that the perfect recipe for the most entertaining posts on the internet. Let’s see
And you are not stepping in my house ever again!
But when the kids wake up they won’t like what they see on their moms Facebook status.
Seriously? You are not the only one to do that. The only one to post it publicly for sure.
That’s called an elaborate piece of information I never asked for.
This guy is officially never having a girlfriend now.
Really? I hope your girlfriend is not on Facebook.
Do I look like I want to know???
Of course the most appropriate place to ask this question is your Facebook status.
You really tried to choke fire with a paper towel? Wait! Did you say you were a blonde!
And you just wrote a Facebook status about it. *facepalm* yet again!
Ewww! I think I just vomited in my own mouth.
What’s with adults shitting in their pants nowadays? Literally!
Another piece of information I never needed. Well, some guys might be happy to receive it though.
But what exactly has Kanye West got to do with Jesus Christ.
Oops! That got messy.
And I publicly want to unfriend you on my Facebook account.
And you couldn’t have digested the lunch without posting about it on Facebook. So cool!
Wow! You must be the coolest person alive.
You know what’s weirder? That you’d like to talk about your butthole on a public forum.
Why do I think of dogs while reading this?
No wonder you are forever alone dude!
No! But posting about it on a public forum definitely makes you one.
Well! Am sure seeing a doc would help you but since you thought posting about this on Facebook might help I am assuming you are a blonde.
So much for the awkward moments!
Well thanks peter I read this while eating and now am going on a diet.
Such a pity that you don’t have an elastic body and a functional brain.
Well! So aren’t you delightfully pissed off now? Let’s just take a chill pill and not put brains in people like this. But yes! We are definitely gonna enjoy their silly statuses.