1. When you were already late for the office and you miss the bus
Coz you were anyway gonna reach late to the office !
2. When a pimple breaks out just the same day you had a special date
Coz now it’d be reasonable to buy that expensive concealer!
3. When you can’t sleep at night and there’s nothing worth watching on TV
Coz T.V is anyway idiot box!
4. When you spill all your juice on the floor and mom catches you
Coz you can still impress her by mopping the floor instantly!
5. When you are terribly hungry and your best friend’s order comes before you
Coz you can share his food! After all, he is your best friend!
6. When your girlfriend does this to you
Coz some people think it’s cute!
7. When your mom still treats you like a 2 years old
Coz all moms are like that!
8. When you are startled thinking something is gonna hit you but it wasn’t
Coz it didn’t hit you!
9. When you realise how completely unwelcomed you are at your friend’s place
Coz they will still have to bear with you!
10. When your job sucks
Coz somebody has it worse!
11. When you can never pour tea or coffee without spilling it
Coz it’s not that precious anyway!
12. When it’s not a very decent first time
It was your first time after all!
13. When something spoils your picture perfect moment
Coz thatswhat digital cameras are here for!
14. When your attempt to impress all, turns into a sore face plant
Coz you still impressed!
15. When you accidentally kick your own kid
Coz you will learn kids eventually!
16. When somebody appears out of thin air and scare the shit out of you
Coz at least it wasn’t a ghost!
17. When you are caught off guard for a cakey-face palm
Umm…maybe coz the cake was still yummy!
18. When you are crossing a busy road and it’s almost like your are fighting for life
Coz you’ll eventually cross it, anyway!
19. When your lil brother bursts your really big chewing-gum bubble
Coz chewing-gums are plentiful
20. When a handshake ends up in a nose scratch like this
Nobody really saw you… so doesn’t matter! Right?